1) Waking Up for Church
        One Sunday morning a mother went in to wake her son
        And tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he
        replied, "I'm not going."
        "Why not?" she asked.
        "I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me,
        and two, I don't like them."
        His mother replied, "I'll give YOU two good reasons why YOU SHOULD
        go to church. (1) You're 59 years old, and (2) you're the pastor!"

The  peoples 2008 Nomination for President
Here we  are already discussing the future President of the United  States in the  Year 2008. Well, I have my own candidate; and I'm sure that once you  know who I'm voting for, you will also agree.
For  those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the  best solution: It is probably  time we hav e a woman as our President. My choice,  and I hope yours as well, is a very special lady who has the answers to  all of our problems.
PLEASE give her your thoughtful  consideration...

MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!
 
Very  eloquently put...........don't you think?
Maxine  on "Driver Safety"
"I can't use  the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making  gestures.".......

Canadians are creative and have come up with some suggestions for
bumper stickers. 

Here are a few ideas for Bush Bumper stickers for 2007
that may sell in the USA.

- Bush: End of an Error
- Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.